• it’s me boy the ao3 website speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy we don’t need sleep we don’t need it

  • Convo I just had with my dad

    • Dad:
      hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
    • Me:
      uuuhhh....
    • Me:
      contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
    • Dad:
      anything at all?
    • Me:
      uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
    • Dad:
      Sure
    • Me:
      Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
    • Dad:
      Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
    • Me:
      But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
    • Dad:
      boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pads, just bleed on everything he owns.
    • Me:
      OMG DAD